Hey Beauties!!!!!!

Apr 24

tacosheeran:

holysheerios:

hm what do we have here

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oh

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oh what the heck what can it—

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NONONONONO

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STOP

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WHY

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[BABIES INTESIFY]

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THAT’S NOT EVEN A BABY BUT I DON’T CARE

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GOODBYE FRIENDS

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a mistake has been made

ed sheeran with babies 0/10 would not recommend

THAT’S NOT EVEN A BABY BUT I DON’T CARE

Apr 24

Anonymous asked: damnnn girl how much sex do you have on a daily basis to be able to write smut that detailed

holysheerios:

prince9inch:

holysheerios:

prince9inch:

holysheerios:

edsheeranfanfiction:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

do u wanna hear a secret

IVE NEVER HAD SEX
IVE LITERALLY NEVER TOUCHED A PENIS IN REAL LIFE MUCH LESS IMPALED MYSELF ON ONE

YOUR ENTIRE LIVES ARE LIES, YOU BEEN LIED TO AND IN ARTFUL DETAIL
I APOLOGIZE

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What the fuck else would you do with it

you are my absolute favourite

As are you

this whole post scares the living shit outta me

one day you’ll learn about sexual intercourse don’t worry

i’m so worried though

I’m worried too, gabby
I’m worried too

Apr 24
Apr 24

holysheerios:

followmetoyourdoom:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

Sometimes I’d rather be a boy but then I’d have a boner all the time

And that seems hard

Fun fact I said this to a boy at my school and just looked at me in horror like
girls know guys have dicks???? and I’ll never forget that expression

don’t show him your fanfics, or better yet, do and watch the horror grow

This is the guy whose butt I randomly touched, I’m not sure I can surprise the poor kid any more

Apr 24

edsheerandaily:

Ed performing Take It Back at the 1Live concert on 4/22/14!

Apr 24

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

Apr 24

letuslovelarry:

  • what will they wear
  • what will their hair look like
  • how are they going to perform strong and happilly knowing it’s about each other
  • SOMETHING GREAT ?????????????????
  • LOUIS IN BANDANAS????????
  • HEADSCARVES???????????
  • ???????W
  • SOMETHING GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • will they INTERACT
  • you’re all I want so much it’s hurting”
  • WILL I SURVIVE
Apr 24

penalty:

I need constant attention like if I’m not talking to someone 24/7 I start to die

Apr 24

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

Apr 24

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead